It's strange. I just realized that puking is a great way to make yourself feel better when your nauseous. I MEAN LIKE WHOA. AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you threw up everytime you felt bad you'd feel better instantly. well... if your body's like mine. Which, it probably isn't. But, whatever. It would also be a GREAT DIVERSION TACTIC! If someone was beating you up you could just go "BLLLAAARRRFFFEEERRRRGGGGHHH!!!" on them, then run away. I AM A GENIUS!!! Hip hip hipsssttter! But, like. . . If your mom/stepmom ewhatever was about to smack you, you could just throw up on her, and she'd be all "MY NEW SHOES!" and you could run away. And, hide in the bathroom.
LAWL CAT WILL EAT YOU B****!!!!!!!!
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