ADVENTURES ON LSD

So, I was just chilling on facebook when all of a sudden, NYAN CAT COMES FLYING OUT OF THE COMPUTER. And Harry the Unicorn is all tweakin' out in the corner going: "HOLY SHIT SHIT SHAT!!! ITS THE FUCKING TAC NAYN(tack nine)!!!!!" Then, James the Fucking Pixie is all going "WAMO! ITS THE NYAN CAT DUDE! YOU"RE SO FUCKING STUPID!" Then, Nyan CAt picked me up and then a magical walrus ATE NYAN CAT!!!!!! AND ME N JAMES STARTED SCREAMING AND WRITHING IN PAIN!!! because nyan cat was our pal... THEN, THE WALRUS STARTED MAULING US!! AND WE WERE SCREAMING AND SCREAMING AND GOING "HOLY FUUUUCCCCKK!!! I DONT WANNA DIE!" Then, the craziest shit happened! Me n James saw Jesus. And these crazy ass ninja fairy angel ZOMBIES were carrying him on a coffin!!!!! And Jesus gave us some KETAMINE!!!!!! and we were all, thanks maaan!!! and then we each toked up and we were ALL CRAZY ASS SCREAMING AND UP AND ABOUT FOR DAYS!!!! and and then. Jesus. DISAPPEARED. And we thought it was the ZOMBIE APOCALYSPE AND WE WERE SCREAMING CUZ OUR UNICORN WAS BEING MAULED BY THE FUCKING NINJA FAIRY ANGEL ZOMBIES!!! and and we found out.. THEY ATE JESUS!!! Then, we died. and god made us come back to life. It was scary man.