There's a Reason Why I Don't Drink NOSs

I"M LIKE REALLY FUCKIN HYPER!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHA You see there's a reason why I shouldn't drink NOSs. Like, I took A SIP and got HYPER AS SHIT. I gotta do something before I end up breaking my foot from shuffling. NOT SHITTING YOU I AM LIKE WHOA MAMA!!! GIVE ME SPEED AND THE EXACT SAME THING WOULD HAPPEN. AND me drinking ONE NOS is the same as a person ODing on SPEED. Like taking so much SPEED they're bouncing off the walls. NOT FUCKING SHITTING YOU!!!!!! Me drinking a NOS: AHHHH HOLY SHIT!!! Person on SPEED: AHHH HOLY SHIT!! One NOS can keep me awake for DAYS. So, I'm gonna be an insomniac for a while lovely peoples. AND THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS SQUID AIDS!!!! ONLY SQUIRREL AIDS. Trust me, I'm a dentist. A very hot dentist with an amazing boyfriend. Hehehe Oh the things you don't know. ;)