Why Is It That When You Throw Up, You Feel Better

It's strange. I just realized that puking is a great way to make yourself feel better when your nauseous. I MEAN LIKE WHOA. AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you threw up everytime you felt bad you'd feel better instantly. well... if your body's like mine. Which, it probably isn't. But, whatever. It would also be a GREAT DIVERSION TACTIC! If someone was beating you up you could just go "BLLLAAARRRFFFEEERRRRGGGGHHH!!!" on them, then run away. I AM A GENIUS!!! Hip hip hipsssttter! But, like. . . If your mom/stepmom ewhatever was about to smack you, you could just throw up on her, and she'd be all "MY NEW SHOES!" and you could run away. And, hide in the bathroom. 
LAWL CAT WILL EAT YOU B****!!!!!!!!

Maroon 5 Misery

 First of all, I'm rocking out to that song. And, if you haven't seen me rock out to a song before, you should have already. Second, I LOVE THIS SONG!!!! Me rockin out to a song is like. . . Me being totally loose, which is really really rare. I like. . . WHOA. Have you ever noticed how people don't really EVER like good, cool tunes these days? I mean, it's like. . . DUDE THAT'S A GREAT BAND!!!!! And, they're all: no, it's not. Then, you have to say: dude, wtf are you talking about!? And, they're all: THAT BAND!!!! And, you're all: LIAR!!!! THEY'RE amazing! Then you start fighting and you're not friends til Basshunter comes on and you're dancing with them :3 WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF I TOLD YOU I STOLE SOMEONE AND WAS HIDING THEM IN MY CLOSET!????!?!?!?!?!?! 
    Hahahaha, that would be AWESOME! I'd go steal Cameron Bennett. Why? I dunno. . . Probably JUST to see the look on Bridget's face as I flip her off, while I'm stealing her stepson! HELLA YEAH!!! What's strange. . . Is that if I asked he would probably be all: WHEN? I WOULD LAUGH SO HARD IF SHE DIDN'T CARE. If she doesn't care I'd laugh and cry and scream all at once. Anyway, I'd also steal him to see the look on Spencer's face. I am amazing!!!! And, an airhead!!!! If you can't tell.

Colog-nay

Uhm. . . The name should say it all. What's with guys not liking their guy smell? Personally, I like guy smell more than colog-nay. I mean. . . Colog-nay is worse than perfume. That's saying something.I mean. . . Permufe can be. . . OVERWHELMING.  Never underestimate the stupidity of designers.

Hypothetical Situations

I have a habit of posing hypothetical situations. The problem is, is that sometimes, my hypothetical situations come true. However, how I'd be able to go to Texas and back with a person is beyond me. Lawl Cat pwns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Randomly Cold!

Have you ever had one of those moments where all of a sudden you're just freezing? Even, when the heater is on? I want to live somewhere tropical, like. . . Haiti or something (wait. . . didn't Haiti have a huge earthquake tsunami thingy?) Anyways, that way I'm not sitting here, like I am now, freezing my boobs and butt off, and I'm wearing a sweatshirt too. Ugh, I hate Washington. All it ever does here is freaking RAIN. ALL THE TIME! Then, for like a week in the summer it'll actually be hot. Like, over sixty degrees. Washington sucks.

Written In The Bathroom Stall

I went to the bathroom during sixth period today, and, on the wall of the stall I was in, I noticed some one had written: You Are Sexy! And, I literally said out loud: "Thank you!" There has never been anything wrong with being polite. I never realized that some random person wanted to let every girl who used that stall feel awesome. I want to go back and write: thank you! you just made my day :3 Just to see, if the person who wrote it says anything. now, that, would be amazing!