This my cousin and she is in the military on her way to Afghanistan. She asked me to blur out her face on the id card so she doesn't get into trouble.
Monday, July 30, 2012
Saturday, July 21, 2012
Thinking about stuff.
WELL. My dad refuses to buy aspirin. I threw a bit of a fit because at the time(I know this is too much info but whatever) I had cramps fairly badly, and it felt like the base of my spine was swelling and about to implode. I told him(at the time, I figured aspirin was the same thing as acetaminophen) that I would rather take one Tylenol than six to seven Kirkland brand ibuprofen in one day. He refuses to buy Midol as well, even though the Extended Relief stuff has Naproxen Sodium in it, which has nothing to do with aspirin and works awesomely. SO, obviously, when I get my own money, I am going to buy lots of Midol, the Teen stuff, Extended Release, and PM stuff. The PM stuff so when I get woken up at 3 in the morning I take one and will fall asleep and feel much better. ANYWAYS.
I really hope I get the job. It would be awesome if I do, and start getting money to spend on general stuff. Like clothes, and an awesome birthday present for Spencer. He says he just wants to go out to dinner and spend the day with me. Which I am perfectly happy with. I will have to find the nicest restaurant in Stanwood, or simply just get Curtis to dress up like an epic shauffuer and drive us out of Stanwood and to someplace better. Because... Stanwood sucks. The nicest place I know of is a Mexican restaurant but, that might as well do, dress up in a nice skirt, and take him out the day before his birthday. Because his birthday is on a monday. Yes. A monday. My birthday is on a wednesday, so I get to sleep in late, and try to hide from the world and my teachers that it is not my birthday. Which is going to be hard, because my friends are generally assholes when it comes to birthdays. I am one too. So, no judgement. That is why going and making a GIANT deal about Spencer's seventeenth birthday the day before will make it so I will keep it on the downlow about his birthday. WAIT A MINUTE. If the 21st wasn't a friday, I would take him out that day. Because that day, is the day that we have set for our wedding. That's coming in about four years' time so chill people. And, he would think, that that was the awesomest birthday present ever. I might as well check out when his 18th birthday is, and try and do it then. FUCK YEAH! September 21st, 2013. Is a saturday. That. Is truly awesome. Well, I'm thinking of adding another colorful Adventures on LSD sometime later today. If I get bored-I mean creative enough.
I'm off to read about Ben Holiday and his adventures in Landover. (Terry Brooks, Magic Kingdom For Sale-Sold!)
I really hope I get the job. It would be awesome if I do, and start getting money to spend on general stuff. Like clothes, and an awesome birthday present for Spencer. He says he just wants to go out to dinner and spend the day with me. Which I am perfectly happy with. I will have to find the nicest restaurant in Stanwood, or simply just get Curtis to dress up like an epic shauffuer and drive us out of Stanwood and to someplace better. Because... Stanwood sucks. The nicest place I know of is a Mexican restaurant but, that might as well do, dress up in a nice skirt, and take him out the day before his birthday. Because his birthday is on a monday. Yes. A monday. My birthday is on a wednesday, so I get to sleep in late, and try to hide from the world and my teachers that it is not my birthday. Which is going to be hard, because my friends are generally assholes when it comes to birthdays. I am one too. So, no judgement. That is why going and making a GIANT deal about Spencer's seventeenth birthday the day before will make it so I will keep it on the downlow about his birthday. WAIT A MINUTE. If the 21st wasn't a friday, I would take him out that day. Because that day, is the day that we have set for our wedding. That's coming in about four years' time so chill people. And, he would think, that that was the awesomest birthday present ever. I might as well check out when his 18th birthday is, and try and do it then. FUCK YEAH! September 21st, 2013. Is a saturday. That. Is truly awesome. Well, I'm thinking of adding another colorful Adventures on LSD sometime later today. If I get bored-I mean creative enough.
I'm off to read about Ben Holiday and his adventures in Landover. (Terry Brooks, Magic Kingdom For Sale-Sold!)
Thursday, July 19, 2012
First Interview! And Secret Shopper.
Before my foot goes numb entirely, I have a few things to say.
Recently, I got an email offering to be a "secret shopper". Call me stupid, but I replied, and agreed n stuff, and I'm supposed to get something in the mail... I'm going to check it out, and if it looks fishy by any means. I'll throw it away, and never look back. The thingy is supposed to come on Saturday, so, I'm going to look inside, and definitely see if all the checks or whatever are legit. Or not. If they are, I dunno what to do. If they aren't then good bye, and email google telling them about the scam. I've read a lot about the "Secret Shopper Scams" so I think I have an idea of what to look for if it doesn't seem right. I've looked into it A LOT. And, I still don't know what to make of this whole thing. It seems easy. But, you never know. I don't think I'm going to go through with it though, even if it is real.
ANYWHO. I have my first job interview tomorrow! It's at Merril Gardens, where my mom works, and I'm interviewing to be a part of their dining staff, being a waitress kind of person. I am super psyched! I have a nice outfit chosen, and am ready to go! I have read up some, on long term care dining staff, and I think I've got this. I guess it sort of sucks that it's at my mom's work but, it's a job. It pays money. I'll end up having two paychecks under my belt when school time comes around, and be able to Spencer a really nice present for his birthday. Mom says it's probably going to be part time work, which is okay with me. I'll be able to go do stuff, and Merril Gardens, serves shellfish from time to time, which is pretty kickass, since I like shellfish and am totes down with that. And, I think Merril Gardens pays pretty well. I'll have to look into that. My friend Nicole is absolutely positive that I'm going to get the job, and while having money to spend is going to be awesome, not having lots of downtime is going to be lamesauce. Wish me luck!
Recently, I got an email offering to be a "secret shopper". Call me stupid, but I replied, and agreed n stuff, and I'm supposed to get something in the mail... I'm going to check it out, and if it looks fishy by any means. I'll throw it away, and never look back. The thingy is supposed to come on Saturday, so, I'm going to look inside, and definitely see if all the checks or whatever are legit. Or not. If they are, I dunno what to do. If they aren't then good bye, and email google telling them about the scam. I've read a lot about the "Secret Shopper Scams" so I think I have an idea of what to look for if it doesn't seem right. I've looked into it A LOT. And, I still don't know what to make of this whole thing. It seems easy. But, you never know. I don't think I'm going to go through with it though, even if it is real.
ANYWHO. I have my first job interview tomorrow! It's at Merril Gardens, where my mom works, and I'm interviewing to be a part of their dining staff, being a waitress kind of person. I am super psyched! I have a nice outfit chosen, and am ready to go! I have read up some, on long term care dining staff, and I think I've got this. I guess it sort of sucks that it's at my mom's work but, it's a job. It pays money. I'll end up having two paychecks under my belt when school time comes around, and be able to Spencer a really nice present for his birthday. Mom says it's probably going to be part time work, which is okay with me. I'll be able to go do stuff, and Merril Gardens, serves shellfish from time to time, which is pretty kickass, since I like shellfish and am totes down with that. And, I think Merril Gardens pays pretty well. I'll have to look into that. My friend Nicole is absolutely positive that I'm going to get the job, and while having money to spend is going to be awesome, not having lots of downtime is going to be lamesauce. Wish me luck!
Saturday, July 14, 2012
Justin Bieber. Fat people. Lazy people. Americans.
I don't feel like going in the order I put those things in, so, I'll start with..
Americans.
Americans are lazy. I'm not saying that other nations in the world don't have lazy people in them, it's just that the US has the most concentrated level of laziness. Because we are lazy fucks. That's it. Americans also feel the need to judge everyone they see. If you're a girl and have guy friends, you're a whore. If you're a guy with female friends, you're a player. If you dress well, you're conceited. If you wear clothes that are comfortable you're a slob. If you're bisexual or a lesbian, you're confused. If you're gay, you're going to go to hell. If you wear loose clothes, you're fat. If you're skinny, you're anorexic. If you have bags under your eyes, you're on drugs. If you cry, you're a drama queen. If you're nice to strangers, you're fake. We live in a society where it doesn't matter who you really are. You are labels. The thing is though, is that labels are stereotypes. And stereotypes exist because THEY ARE TRUE. Someone, somewhere fits that stereotype. The problem with these stereotypes is, more than 90% of the population in the US, some billion or something people label people. ALL THE FUCKING TIME. It's ridiculous. I mean fuck, if you have a speech impediment, you're mentally retarded. If you fall asleep in class because you didn't sleep well and desperately need sleep, you're a slacker. If you don't turn your homework in, and get bad grades, not only are you a slacker, but you're stupid. America sucks. I really don't like so many people. I would say hate but, in this society, the word hate means nothing. It makes no impact. People joke about it. They go "I hate you" "Oh I hate you too." It's ridiculous.
JUSTIN BIEBER
I didn't know that Justin Bieber was eighteen. Nuff said. I thought he was my little sister's age.
Fat and Lazy people.
I'm putting the two together because they generally go together in the first place. Biggest Loser, My 600 Lb Life, all that shit is dumb. And ridiculous. My middle younger sister is lazy. To the extreme. My two youngest sisters have a tiny room. It is constantly messy. And they have more storage equipment than anyone in the house. Or any part of the house. I will admit that my room isn't the cleanest, but I do intend to clean it at some point next week, because I need to gather laundry, and put clean laundry away.It could actually be a lot worse than it is now. My little sisters, except for Alisa, are complete slobs. My little sister Meghann has eczema. And she likes to sleep in the dirty clothes she wore the day before. And it makes her eczema worse. Yeah. Messed up.And gross.
Americans.
Americans are lazy. I'm not saying that other nations in the world don't have lazy people in them, it's just that the US has the most concentrated level of laziness. Because we are lazy fucks. That's it. Americans also feel the need to judge everyone they see. If you're a girl and have guy friends, you're a whore. If you're a guy with female friends, you're a player. If you dress well, you're conceited. If you wear clothes that are comfortable you're a slob. If you're bisexual or a lesbian, you're confused. If you're gay, you're going to go to hell. If you wear loose clothes, you're fat. If you're skinny, you're anorexic. If you have bags under your eyes, you're on drugs. If you cry, you're a drama queen. If you're nice to strangers, you're fake. We live in a society where it doesn't matter who you really are. You are labels. The thing is though, is that labels are stereotypes. And stereotypes exist because THEY ARE TRUE. Someone, somewhere fits that stereotype. The problem with these stereotypes is, more than 90% of the population in the US, some billion or something people label people. ALL THE FUCKING TIME. It's ridiculous. I mean fuck, if you have a speech impediment, you're mentally retarded. If you fall asleep in class because you didn't sleep well and desperately need sleep, you're a slacker. If you don't turn your homework in, and get bad grades, not only are you a slacker, but you're stupid. America sucks. I really don't like so many people. I would say hate but, in this society, the word hate means nothing. It makes no impact. People joke about it. They go "I hate you" "Oh I hate you too." It's ridiculous.
JUSTIN BIEBER
I didn't know that Justin Bieber was eighteen. Nuff said. I thought he was my little sister's age.
Fat and Lazy people.
I'm putting the two together because they generally go together in the first place. Biggest Loser, My 600 Lb Life, all that shit is dumb. And ridiculous. My middle younger sister is lazy. To the extreme. My two youngest sisters have a tiny room. It is constantly messy. And they have more storage equipment than anyone in the house. Or any part of the house. I will admit that my room isn't the cleanest, but I do intend to clean it at some point next week, because I need to gather laundry, and put clean laundry away.It could actually be a lot worse than it is now. My little sisters, except for Alisa, are complete slobs. My little sister Meghann has eczema. And she likes to sleep in the dirty clothes she wore the day before. And it makes her eczema worse. Yeah. Messed up.And gross.
Friday, July 13, 2012
Washington weather.
Washington is going through a crisis. We're having thunder. And lightning. This, this is not normal. So as I sit here writing this, and eating pretzels and ranch, there is thunder. It came to a point a few times that the thunder shook the windows. Yeah. This has been going on for TWO DAYS. It's annoying as fuck. The thunder scares the dog. It's funny, yet I feel bad when I take him out for bathroom breaks. Or walkies. This SUCKS. Washington suddenly develops Texas weather. Nothing I knew of this weather is true anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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