I feel Icky...

I feel icky. Really icky. Cuz, I threw up... And I need a hug... And, sadly, the boy of my dreams is four miles away. Which sucks, cuz I like his hugs best. Ahhh, my head hurts, and I could use a nice nap in his arms. Which, would be amazing. 

Okay, guys, give us women some credit.

EVERY guy knows that once a month a woman has her period. But, what he doesn't know is HOW MUCH PERIOD CRAMPS FUCKING HURT.Almost all guys have been kicked in the balls. Take that pain, and think of it lasting for about three to seven days.Also, things you didn't know, besides for the cramps, and women being cranky, we sometimes get anemic from blood loss or feel like we're going to throw up, also, we get bloated, and we feel like scum. Don't forget... We carry your children around for nine months. We endure morning sickness aka more throwing up, then child birth. Which is cramps, times a million, pushing a heavy bony object from our vagina, and losing more blood, but gaining a child. We deal with a lot, so be nice when our wife/fiance/girlfriend is on her period. Give her something she loves, midol, and be cool about her being a lil cranky and SHE WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER.

Medication

One thing about the meds I'm on that I really hate is I can't take aspirin. So, if I am in WRITHING UNAUDULTERATED PAIN I must consume massive amounts of Advil. Which uhm, doesn't work very well. Yeah, good part about my meds is they keep me from having seizures. Bad part I just can't take aspirin FML