ADVENTURES ON LSD

So, I was just chilling on facebook when all of a sudden, NYAN CAT COMES FLYING OUT OF THE COMPUTER. And Harry the Unicorn is all tweakin' out in the corner going: "HOLY SHIT SHIT SHAT!!! ITS THE FUCKING TAC NAYN(tack nine)!!!!!" Then, James the Fucking Pixie is all going "WAMO! ITS THE NYAN CAT DUDE! YOU"RE SO FUCKING STUPID!" Then, Nyan CAt picked me up and then a magical walrus ATE NYAN CAT!!!!!! AND ME N JAMES STARTED SCREAMING AND WRITHING IN PAIN!!! because nyan cat was our pal... THEN, THE WALRUS STARTED MAULING US!! AND WE WERE SCREAMING AND SCREAMING AND GOING "HOLY FUUUUCCCCKK!!! I DONT WANNA DIE!" Then, the craziest shit happened! Me n James saw Jesus. And these crazy ass ninja fairy angel ZOMBIES were carrying him on a coffin!!!!! And Jesus gave us some KETAMINE!!!!!! and we were all, thanks maaan!!! and then we each toked up and we were ALL CRAZY ASS SCREAMING AND UP AND ABOUT FOR DAYS!!!! and and then. Jesus. DISAPPEARED. And we thought it was the ZOMBIE APOCALYSPE AND WE WERE SCREAMING CUZ OUR UNICORN WAS BEING MAULED BY THE FUCKING NINJA FAIRY ANGEL ZOMBIES!!! and and we found out.. THEY ATE JESUS!!! Then, we died. and god made us come back to life. It was scary man. 

Heaven Can Wait

That's an amazing song! It's by We The Kings. And I seriously recommend listening to it. If you're in love you'll understand what they're talking about. OR you could listen to Young Forever by The Ready Set and dance about and be all yeah!! Like me! I mean, the song is just.. BADASS!!! It's got a really good just, everything! I LOVE IT! Hey hey we'll be young forever... Hahaha Yes, I think I have something in mind for my LSD stories: ADVENTURES ON LSD hahaha It's funny cause honestly, I just have a pretty good imagination, and have talked to people who have done LSD so yes, I know how to make A PERFECT LSD STORY. I think I'll bring Harry the Unicorn along with me to NEVERLAND the next time I go to see Maurise the Narwahl, Maurise asked me to tell Harry that Voldymart has one weakness. YES I AM A HARRY POTTER FAN. WOOT WOOT! Hahaha for all of you that are working today, I will create another LSD STORY to keep you entertained while you sit at work and do paperwork or have to deal with annoying people who are seriosuly stupid or very pissed off. DON'T WORRY WORKERS OF AMERICA I WILL SAVE YOU FROM YOUR LAME ASS WORK DAYS THIS SUMMER! Seeing as there is no school to keep me from getting on the computer and creating funny things for you to read.  So, I have this one playlist on playlist.com and it's like, the coolest playlist EVER. NO SHITTING YOU. It's just... AWESOME! And, now: Love. I swear, I love him more and more every day! Like, it's like I fall in love with him all over again each and every day :) There are some perks to being madly in love!