Bad Timing

Mother Nature freaking HATES ME. Okay so, fast forward to lunch, it was nice, happy, with Spencer and all that, we start making out and a little ways into the bell rings. Lunch is over. And I said:"GODDAMMIT!" I told you mother nature hates me.

PHONE NAZIS

Yes, I said Phone Nazis. Aka, teachers. All I was doing was checking my friend Aimee's phone for texts, then BLAMO!!!!! Taken away. Swearswearswear. BUT! I got home and on my bed was. . . SKITTLES!! No, sh*tting you I literally yelled(i quote) "OHMYFUCKINGGOD!!!!!" Back to the PHONE NAZIS. This is a big deal people. Just like SQUAIDS. Squirrel AIDS. I mean... It's a big deal 'cause. . . Would you wish a cute little squirrel to have AIDS? I would cry if I met a little squirrel with AIDS. So, yes, I did say SQUAIDS. And, PHONE NAZIS. Okay, so, girls. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT OF SLEEPING WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND'S BEST FRIEND!? I mean, don't say you didn't know because, yes, you did know. You, just didn't care. I mean, and before he even knows you go up to him and sleep with him the very next day.  Wow, what a whore. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I joke about it with my friends but, I mean... That. Is The. Definition. Of. Whore. and, then you go and ask for forgiveness. GUYS, SAME THING. NOT COOL. I mean, what's ever happened to love? To true unadulterated love?  What happened...