CHEESE. AND OTHER AMAZING THINGS.

MY SOON TO BE(hopefully) LITTLE BROTHER IN LAW HAS THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS ME!!!! Is that not like... OMFG AMAZING!!! I sure think so. I mean, I was all... Like... DUDE! THAT'S LIKE F'ING AWESOME!!! So, me and my little brother Chase have decided on his birthday prezzie several months early. 
WE'RE GOING TO ADOPT HIM!
Chill right? But, I mean.... Cam sounds like he's a mix of me n Spencer and I have to say:
THAT'S ONE HELL OF A PERSON! Why wouldn't I want to adopt him? I mean, WHO WOULDN'T ADOPT HIM!?  He's blond, about 4'11" and just like... WHOA. Hahahaha. That would be his big break. Comin' up here and be all like, "Wow, it's pretty chill up here. where am i living now?" I'd say: "My living room, don't worry it's pretty comfy plus, we put a bed out there."  I'm pretty sure he'd have fun with me n Chase.We'd be all RAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! Yeah, he'd be cool to have up here.

Buttersafe.

I love this site! buttersafe.com These comics are amazing.

 It's called A Simple Procedure

SQUAIDS is some serious shit.

Okay, so... SQUAIDS. Yes, I have mentioned it before but, I don't think you understand the seriousness of this problem. I understand that you obviously understand the seriousness of AIDS. But, do you understand the seriousness of SQUAIDS? Trust me, it's EXTREMELY serious. THOUSANDS of squirrels die every year, from SQUAIDS. Squirrel AIDS. Would you want some poor little squirrel to go to the squirrel doctor and find out it has SQUAIDS? If you do want some squirrel to get SQUAIDS... You're a terrible person. And, a terrorist. And, a whore. See, I told you this is serious shit.

Bad Timing

Mother Nature freaking HATES ME. Okay so, fast forward to lunch, it was nice, happy, with Spencer and all that, we start making out and a little ways into the bell rings. Lunch is over. And I said:"GODDAMMIT!" I told you mother nature hates me.

PHONE NAZIS

Yes, I said Phone Nazis. Aka, teachers. All I was doing was checking my friend Aimee's phone for texts, then BLAMO!!!!! Taken away. Swearswearswear. BUT! I got home and on my bed was. . . SKITTLES!! No, sh*tting you I literally yelled(i quote) "OHMYFUCKINGGOD!!!!!" Back to the PHONE NAZIS. This is a big deal people. Just like SQUAIDS. Squirrel AIDS. I mean... It's a big deal 'cause. . . Would you wish a cute little squirrel to have AIDS? I would cry if I met a little squirrel with AIDS. So, yes, I did say SQUAIDS. And, PHONE NAZIS. Okay, so, girls. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT OF SLEEPING WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND'S BEST FRIEND!? I mean, don't say you didn't know because, yes, you did know. You, just didn't care. I mean, and before he even knows you go up to him and sleep with him the very next day.  Wow, what a whore. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I joke about it with my friends but, I mean... That. Is The. Definition. Of. Whore. and, then you go and ask for forgiveness. GUYS, SAME THING. NOT COOL. I mean, what's ever happened to love? To true unadulterated love?  What happened...

Randomness and Escorting People to Class

With all the crap that's going on, I think it's a really good idea to escort people to class. I mean... get permission, then go. It's better than not knowing if they're okay or not. Bleck. So bored...

Drama drama drama and yes! He's mine! And I'm his..

Even though there's all this drama, I have managed to have Spencer ask me back out. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL I DID. Do you know? Was I just... Me? Cuz me being me isn't exactly the most attractive thing in the world, I mean, today I've been wandering around in my little sis' Alisa's rancher girl type flannel shirt. I'm just happy he's mine. And I'm his :) Drama wise: my group of ppl have been getting beat up. And pulled knives on. Honestly, it's really stupid. But, Stanwood is a biased hick town so my group of ppl are screwed. Yup, just screwed. And the hicks are targeting us girls....

Getting Better... And Not So Miserable.

Being friends is fine. I'm okay with it. I'm perfectly happy with being friends til the end of school and then whenever I can see him over the summer so we can talk about maybe getting back together... Again. 'Cept if we do, then none of the getting mad and saying stuff you don't mean to say. Just, wait, and we'll talk later. Love is on fire! Burnin' heart! It was love at first sight! Love that song! ItaloBrothers Love Is On Fire. Anyways, I'll wait. 'Til summer. I don't when in the summer. But, then, in the summer, maybe you can have me.

I am Officially Single

I am single. And pretty miserable. I'm going to give Spencer back his coat tomorrow. And, the bracelet I made that says: 'his baby' for I am not now. I'm probably going to hang out with Paige more often. And Chase and Stephen and Cracoon too. I may be miserable now, but, I will heal. I hope. But, I have a family that loves me, and a little sister who is one of my best friends. I'll be okay. :)

Being Ignored Really Sucks

I really hate that in between time where you might be breaking up... And you might not. And, you're trying to talk to the person but, they won't say anything back. And you're sitting there going, oh oh oh oh oh... And they still aren't saying anything. Eben after you say hello? a million times still nothing. And your heart's pounding and you just don't know anymore. 

So Far, No one's here yet.....

Time to get serious. . . Yes, I did just say that. Uhm, I don't remember how to be serious. NOT JOKING. I honestly don't remember how to be serious. Unless, I'm about to have a seizure(did I ever mention I have epilepsy?) or about to do something illegal, I don't think I'm ever serious. OMG UNICORN!!!!!!! THERE'S UNICORN IN MY LIVING ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO! NO! DON'T EAT MY NARWHAL!!!!!! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... I'M BEING MAULED AHHH AHHH!!! did i fool you? hahahaha no, I'm not on acid. Sorry people. Hahahaha. I don't do drugs. Sadly. Again, I'm just shitting you. I TOLD you I can't be serious. The stupid unicorn killed my cat :,,,,,( No, it didn't. Okay, so my foot reaallly huuuurts. That's what I get for being me. And, being me includes, pissing people off, being silly, and my FOOT HAS PINS N NEEDLES!!!!

Almost Breaking My Foot

I ALMOST BROKE MY FOOT! While practicing jumpstyle! I sat down just long enough to tell Cracoon about it, then, I started again. Later, I slipped, and I was all: "OWWWW MY KNEES!" you see, I landed wrong, well, I tried to move before my left foot hit the ground properly. Oh, the joys of being fifteen! <3 We love you SpeedOfSounde!!!

Birthday Parties, Headaches, and THE STAND

There are several things wrong today. One: I have a massive headache. Two: The party in three hours and I'm in my pajamas. Three: The movie: The Stand by Stephen King gives me the creeps. And, my phone is being stupid and keeps turning off by itself. Four: There is going to be over thirty people at my house today. Most of them under twelve. Today, is looking to be a great day, that is, if Paige and I can hide out in my room. The Fith Thing Wrong: MY ROOM IS SPOTLESS. See, that NEVER EVER happens. It's spotless!!!! Normally there's clothes everywhere. And stuff everywhere. If I'm on the track to a clean room I might cry. Wish me luck!